As long as we're hating on bro-trucks

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 04/19/2015 at 16:49 • Filed to: asshats

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You have that huge, obnoxious truck and you only managed to take up two spaces in this crowded lot? You’re an embarrassment to bro-trucks everywhere. This ain’t amateur hour.

For Sweden > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 16:51

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Light bar and winch. All is good.

jkm7680 > For Sweden 04/19/2015 at 16:53

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Good for navigating the mall parking lot.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden 04/19/2015 at 16:58

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LED Light bar: because you can’t roll coal on a Prius that’s in front of you.

I swear, within the last year or so these bars have become standard issue for all bro-trucks or bro-Jeeps.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680 04/19/2015 at 16:58

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Or the gym parking lot.

505Turbeaux > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:00

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dont worry, the hate will be here tomorrow too

E. Julius > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:01

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Pathetic. He could've gotten at least six.

McMike > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:03

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3/5 bros.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:05

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seriously overcompensating

jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:07

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Or GNC.

Brickman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:08

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That’s like normal for us Southerners :)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Brickman 04/19/2015 at 17:09

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In that case I’ll stay up here.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 17:22

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You haven’t driven in Florida I see. I could seriously use one.

Sam > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 18:44

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I drive one on GTA V... :(

It’s also only 2WD and has a front diff for some reason.

SALfan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/19/2015 at 21:22

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Amen. Even in almost-Georgia (north FL) you need a light bar to wake up the geezers and cell-phone-yappers who hog the left lane doing 10 under. You need the push bar in case the light bar doesn’t work.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SALfan 04/19/2015 at 21:49

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I would also love to have both of them for late night trail rides.

wafflesnfalafel > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 22:29

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he seems to have some difficulty parking as well - perhaps he thinks his “vehicle” is longer than it really is

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/19/2015 at 23:57

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That’s a new Silverado... not exactly cheap. Plus all the shit he slapped on it... also not cheap. Why. Although one thing is for sure: he did not purchase the option with a backup camera.

OPPOsaurus WRX > 505Turbeaux 09/11/2015 at 15:08

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do you still exist?